
Two boys were playing marble and suddenly rushed to the hospital.
Smaller boy told to the doctor, “I have swallowed a marble.”

Doctor: “I see, Is this your brother with you?” asked to the older boy.
The other boy replied “No, I own the marble.”
Boss:Where were you born?
Employee: In Punjab
Boss: Which part?
Employee: Oye, kya which part? Whole body born in Punjab.
Once a Sardarji was going to his office.
On the way, he slipped on a banana peel and was badly hurt.
Next Day, he noticed two banana peels exclaimed: “Arey, aaj toh choice hai.”
Interviewer:Whats your birth date?
Pappu:14th October
Interviewer:Which year?
Pappu:Oye pagal, every year.
Banta: You Cheated me
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to you.
Banta: Radio label shows made in Japan but radio says, “This is all India Radio”.
Teacher:A for
Santa:Apple
Teacher:Zor se bolo
Santa:Jai Mata Di…
Ek chota bacha bahut der se ghar ke bhar khada darwaje ki ghanti bajane ki koshish kar raha tha. Toh ek Budha aadmi aya aur bola:
Kya kar rahe ho beta?
Bacha:Ghanti bajana chahta hoon.
Budha admi(ghanti bajake):Ye loon baj gai, ab kya hai?
Bacha:Ab Bhago!!
Two boys were playing marbles and suddenly, rush to the doctor.
Smaller boy to the doctor: “I have swallowed the marble”.
Doctor:“I see, Is this your brother with you?” asked the other boy
The boy replied:“No I own the marble”
Teacher: Johnny,name two pronouns.
Johnny: Who, me?
Teacher: Very good!!
Teacher: Pappu, join these two sentences together. I was cycling to the school. I saw a dead body.
Pappu(after thinking): I saw a dead body cycling to school.

Simba, you have forgotten me. You have forgotten who you are and so forgotten me. Look inside your self Simba, you are more than what you have become, you must take your place in the circle of life. Remember who you are.... remember....
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